**I will haggle with auto driver and vegetable vendor for 5rs, but will buy a kajal for 400 bucks...**
**I WILL stand infront of wadrobe full of clothes and sigh..""GRR...I have nothing to wear" and yet I'll refuse to give any of those clothes...**
**If someone is ill , i'll give them a medicine and tell them to cut the drama and to stop over reacting, but will bring the universe down..if i 'll sneeze..:P**
**I'll mess up my room if i want..but if someone else moves in with a speck of dust, i'll attack..**
**I'll criticize Aishwariya Rai's nose and Priyanka Chopra's lips but will practise the turmeric and ream facepack all over my face in the onfines of my room..**
**I have no idea who won the Battle of waterloo or how many years the second world war was fought..But i'll know which star couple is getting divorced..**
**I'll claim to be modern, but if I see a black cat crossing my path, I'll freeaze and worry about what will go wrong that day..I'll also notice that it was very dirty cat..**
**If a tramp at bus stop letches at me..i'll feel voilated..iF any GOOD looking guy doesnt gives me a second glance i'll feel offended..**
**I'll forgive not forget...**
**I'll say "NOTHING.." when dere is quite clearly something wrong...
**If I am sad and depressed..I'll not try to kill myself..I'll go get a hair cut..As simple as that..**
**I may fall in love in an instant..But i'll take hours and many choices to decide what I want to have for dinner..**
**If i am angry , i'll not even look at ur face..**]
**Everything else seems ridiculous, but bolly wood movies and crappy reality TV shows make a sense to me..**
**If a girl is reserved, she's mysterious and intelligent...But if a guy is reserved, he 's spaced out and probably a closet rapist..**
**I'll retch after drinking a spoon of cough syrup ...but vodka and whisky will be next to nectar..**
** I may not remember who i went with school for 12 years..but i remember the mole on a cheek of a cute boy who was my crush..**
**I'LL GENERALIZE**
**I AM A GIRL**
**I WILL stand infront of wadrobe full of clothes and sigh..""GRR...I have nothing to wear" and yet I'll refuse to give any of those clothes...**
**If someone is ill , i'll give them a medicine and tell them to cut the drama and to stop over reacting, but will bring the universe down..if i 'll sneeze..:P**
**I'll mess up my room if i want..but if someone else moves in with a speck of dust, i'll attack..**
**I'll criticize Aishwariya Rai's nose and Priyanka Chopra's lips but will practise the turmeric and ream facepack all over my face in the onfines of my room..**
**I have no idea who won the Battle of waterloo or how many years the second world war was fought..But i'll know which star couple is getting divorced..**
**I'll claim to be modern, but if I see a black cat crossing my path, I'll freeaze and worry about what will go wrong that day..I'll also notice that it was very dirty cat..**
**If a tramp at bus stop letches at me..i'll feel voilated..iF any GOOD looking guy doesnt gives me a second glance i'll feel offended..**
**I'll forgive not forget...**
**I'll say "NOTHING.." when dere is quite clearly something wrong...
**If I am sad and depressed..I'll not try to kill myself..I'll go get a hair cut..As simple as that..**
**I may fall in love in an instant..But i'll take hours and many choices to decide what I want to have for dinner..**
**If i am angry , i'll not even look at ur face..**]
**Everything else seems ridiculous, but bolly wood movies and crappy reality TV shows make a sense to me..**
**If a girl is reserved, she's mysterious and intelligent...But if a guy is reserved, he 's spaced out and probably a closet rapist..**
**I'll retch after drinking a spoon of cough syrup ...but vodka and whisky will be next to nectar..**
** I may not remember who i went with school for 12 years..but i remember the mole on a cheek of a cute boy who was my crush..**
**I'LL GENERALIZE**
**I AM A GIRL**
2 comments:
True... true.... :P:P:P
thanku thanku...so u too have these qualities..:P ??
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