Have you ever got a HAIR SPA..????

"Have you ever got a HAIR SPA...???"
Today i was asked the same question and I had looked despairingly at the salon owner thinking damn..here SHE goes again.!!, trying to push me through one another service that i dont want..And what is wrong with people spending too much on frivolities that we can definately do without..?? I mean  HAIR SPA sounded something like so called "chochla" of big people with bigger pockets and the biggest of "vella" time..;) ;)


"Just get one maam" , she said with the eyes so full and assertive as if she is coaxing me to volunteer for some  mission of world peace..:P Post that she began how my dry hairs are begging for moisture..:(
"But i do wash them every second day with the shampoo" , I stressed (half wondering what these bloody ladies wash theirs with..??) I was then explained how my hairs are dry , damaged and some blah blah on pollution crap..Till now , being a science student i had lived on a premise that Pollution is fatal for lungs and breathing..But apparently like most of my premises this one too sucked and this time sucked my eternal beauty..:( :(:(
She had already made not so flattering remarks on my non toned and sagging skin , and my uneven complexion..I had finally began to wonder not about the so called "flaws" in my physicality but rather what the fuck was i still standing there and listening to her crap , waiting for her to rip me apart..My self esteem was wilting so low that it need a crane to lift it up again..:P
I told her point blank.."U are not helping ur own cause if U are going to pick my faults even worse than my MOM..;)) and finally she got a "jhatka" realising that she has overdone it and then began a butter dipped speech on how glowing my skin is otherwise and how soft skin is prone to problems in the old age and that my hairs are okay but just need a bit of pampering..She just saved herself from being crowned as the worst "SALES GIRL " tag..and almost started flaunting because I gave in for 1  trial session.


I was led inside a room and a little red lamp and candles were lit instead of harsh glares of bulbs and tubelights..Light music was being played getting me a feeling of drowsiness..When a handsome guy wearing an apron came and asked me to change into gown...Well i alerted myself dim red lights, gown, handsome young guy and a sexy lady..(lol :D :P)..But what the heck K  had got it done so who am i to act all TOUCH ME NOT..That wackiness runs in our genes when we wear salwar kameez also..:P 
And there i sat on a cushioned seat all set to get experimented...Why do the twenties have to be hyped everywhere to watch out for , just because they can sell different creams, scrubs,kits... I was then given a head wash and some cream was lavishly applied on my roots, enveloping my head , overall giving me a "FEEL GOOD"..Then my legs were placed in between an automatic mechanical massanger and i almost felt for a while that I had no legs at all..
And Then began the unexplained feeling..The guy created a magic with the right movements of his finger..He used the pressure to unlock every knotted and tired vein running through my head and spine..It was the most relaxing massage I ever had..In between i closed my eyes for a long gap and preassumed as if i have been transported to heaven for a while..The hair spa then culminated into arms, shoulder and neck and i was nodding with the immense pleasure..:):)


Thereafter begins hot steam treatment, equally hot coffee( no i didnt went there fore a free coffee..;) :P) , a hair wash again, conditioning and a well pampered me and my "hairs"..Three hours of such indulgence and i almost felt spoil..;) My hairs became so soft and silky that i thought my cluchter would fall off , with  the seducing smell and felt so sexy..:P :P
Post began my compulsive flirt with the guy..:P :P( sorry i tried very hard to stop myself but cudnt resist..;) lol) and u know what i said which i dont believe till now..i said to the guy.."Ur wife is a lucky woman if she gets this kind of massage everyday..;)) phew!! there i said it..and he just smiled shyly in response with the expression" God knows:" :P
(u know what  DH dis reminded me of the "bhaskar" incident 2 yrs back ..with a ease with which bhaskar was flirtin with us assuming "aaj to ladkiyan pat hi gai"..:P)


When i returned back home late my mom (with her black eyes wide open , staring at me with her "horrified " expressions as if i had done some atrocious crime..) i told my beloved mom how unbelievable was the experience, she mocked me saying that i only loved it because i got close to an actual massage by a guy (although it was just in my head litteraly..;)) Her suspicious eyebrows now got raised thinking what made me convinced so quickly..


"Ewwww!! i said almost offended not beause she raised a question on my "Ganga Ki tarah pavitra" intentions and actions but because she didnot trust me to have a good taste.."What, mom,,, dat massage guy was married , half bald and ugly" i slowly added although it doesnt tally with his features..:P..Ialso added dat i reject to have a package of 15 hair spa at a heavy discount so she should be proud of me as a thrifty daughter" ;) :P


P.S. an unbelievable experience, DH i suggest u shud also give a try once...;) 
P.P.S..I have once again fallen in love with my sexy seducing hairs..:P :P :P