Sorry everyone for another long break!! As usual my brain has been lazing around and this time lazing around the Last exams of my life as a student..:P :P yay!! i am happy no more exams to give..:-))
And Then it was a week holiday family trip to Mumbai which refrained me from my place....:P yay yay!! I am super happy now..:-)) Such days are hard to come by..And visiting Mumbai for second time made me realized Mumbai is such a beautiful place to live in..:))
Now this post come in dedication to pimples..
Yes..yes! you read it right-- those fat , ugly outpourings though skin which seem like over enthusiast characters bursting out from confinement to seek what is happening outside..;) for how dare we do not include them in all action! Those very thingies who are never welcome anywhere yet are touched every time to ascertain if they are still there!!
Those very bloody pimples!!!
And now you'll ask why am I bothering to dedicate my blog space to them???
And Then it was a week holiday family trip to Mumbai which refrained me from my place....:P yay yay!! I am super happy now..:-)) Such days are hard to come by..And visiting Mumbai for second time made me realized Mumbai is such a beautiful place to live in..:))
Now this post come in dedication to pimples..
Yes..yes! you read it right-- those fat , ugly outpourings though skin which seem like over enthusiast characters bursting out from confinement to seek what is happening outside..;) for how dare we do not include them in all action! Those very thingies who are never welcome anywhere yet are touched every time to ascertain if they are still there!!
Those very bloody pimples!!!
And now you'll ask why am I bothering to dedicate my blog space to them???
Because they have bothered my skin space and encroached upn my once-upon - a- time beautiful , flawless skin! I am angry, vindictive, helpless at this outpour of my own..
Pimple and I had long back association...so let me trace my history..
CUT TO SCHOOL
One or two pimples every one or two months and mom getting frantic with all her house made recipes to experiment on my face..So I'd be smelling of neem or cinammon or sandalwood.. **
CUT TO INTIAL YEARS OF COLLEGE
tell my ears of big club party whether it be a fresher party or weekend party where teenagers accumulate in large no. and my subconscious mind would get down to havoc..!
Just one day before..would pop out one in the most strategic of places..you don't believe me ..let you have a pimple at very end at your nose where the two nostrils conspire to meet and then i'll ask you!!
May be finally the Gods ups decided to let me be!
or may be finally the excessive heat from within my insides :P cooled down the pimples into believing yes I have grown up and so just f**k off
CUT TO NOW
I am accompanied by four or five of them every week..:'( :'( creatinfg marks on my ever- shining skin..:'( screwing my Love -causes- no - pimple theory!
so I Panicked!
My friends , who have spent last 6 years admiring the glow of my skin! are regurlarly complaining..Some of them even said " kuch karle warna shaadi nahi hogi teri" ..
this was not happening! oh someone pinch me back to reality..!!
And you won't believe I uploaded a status on my twitter account..
Do or die situation just one day before my friend's marriage ...outbreak of three monster pimples..two little peas and one big ugly ball* suggest disaster recovery programme ASAP*
And my well meaning friends and followers came up with 41 comments..I was suggested damn everything from toothpaste to ice packs , clearsil to Saafi, neem water wash to coconut water flush, own spit applying to cucumber drying..
I got down to experimenting but bloody all of them refused to Budge!
in addition to giving permanent marks on my face...:'(
So now when the countdown has already begun...
I dread watching myself in mirror and sped up the antisapetic application daily ..the days pass in silent sighs..And every next day I slip out of bed hoping to see my clear skin..I want everyone should notice the small dimples on my cheeks and not those pimples..over obsessed I hate getting my pics clicked ..that I loved once upon a time
But every next dat they are bloody reproduced And now present FOUR of them adorning my cheeks * one couple might had twins..:P*
And now when the situation has become worse..worse than ever..My little nephew R is now teasing me to find one inch of skin space on my face to kiss..and I doubt how I am tolerating them..he even entitled me with the tag " Pimple queen".
So dear readers and friends
please pray for me..it is said that mass prayers helps in getting past any tragedy and at present I am in life -threatning situation..:P lol
Warna main kissi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahongi...:P :P
boo-hoo
yours faithfully
me..:))
CUT TO SCHOOL
One or two pimples every one or two months and mom getting frantic with all her house made recipes to experiment on my face..So I'd be smelling of neem or cinammon or sandalwood.. **
CUT TO INTIAL YEARS OF COLLEGE
tell my ears of big club party whether it be a fresher party or weekend party where teenagers accumulate in large no. and my subconscious mind would get down to havoc..!
Just one day before..would pop out one in the most strategic of places..you don't believe me ..let you have a pimple at very end at your nose where the two nostrils conspire to meet and then i'll ask you!!
May be finally the Gods ups decided to let me be!
or may be finally the excessive heat from within my insides :P cooled down the pimples into believing yes I have grown up and so just f**k off
CUT TO NOW
I am accompanied by four or five of them every week..:'( :'( creatinfg marks on my ever- shining skin..:'( screwing my Love -causes- no - pimple theory!
so I Panicked!
My friends , who have spent last 6 years admiring the glow of my skin! are regurlarly complaining..Some of them even said " kuch karle warna shaadi nahi hogi teri" ..
this was not happening! oh someone pinch me back to reality..!!
And you won't believe I uploaded a status on my twitter account..
Do or die situation just one day before my friend's marriage ...outbreak of three monster pimples..two little peas and one big ugly ball* suggest disaster recovery programme ASAP*
And my well meaning friends and followers came up with 41 comments..I was suggested damn everything from toothpaste to ice packs , clearsil to Saafi, neem water wash to coconut water flush, own spit applying to cucumber drying..
I got down to experimenting but bloody all of them refused to Budge!
in addition to giving permanent marks on my face...:'(
So now when the countdown has already begun...
I dread watching myself in mirror and sped up the antisapetic application daily ..the days pass in silent sighs..And every next day I slip out of bed hoping to see my clear skin..I want everyone should notice the small dimples on my cheeks and not those pimples..over obsessed I hate getting my pics clicked ..that I loved once upon a time
But every next dat they are bloody reproduced And now present FOUR of them adorning my cheeks * one couple might had twins..:P*
And now when the situation has become worse..worse than ever..My little nephew R is now teasing me to find one inch of skin space on my face to kiss..and I doubt how I am tolerating them..he even entitled me with the tag " Pimple queen".So dear readers and friends
please pray for me..it is said that mass prayers helps in getting past any tragedy and at present I am in life -threatning situation..:P lol
Warna main kissi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahongi...:P :P
boo-hoo
yours faithfully
me..:))
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