- A woman will not expect a man to impress her , but she expects him to try!
- Woman fantasize more than man!
- A woman doesnot relate to why his palm sized techy gadget should cost a worth but expects him to understand that one single pea sized diamond is worth it.
- A woman wants you to tell the truth when she says" tell me honestly" and later wishes she would not have asked you in the first place.
- She may spend her better years professing how she wants X-Y-Z qualities in her man and also proudly declare in the same breath how she always fall for an opposite
- She knows there is no "happily ever after" but pines for Prince Charming to come along
- A woman expects her man to share all her work tensions with her but doesnot expect her to remember when questioned later.
- Most women are more in love with the idea of being in love than a person.
- A woman may speak for hours and then end by saying "I some how find it difficult to express what i really feel".
- You would hear this more often from a women's mouth " something is missing in my life/ I dont feel good inside today but don't ask me why", when she knows what and why
- Women would like you to open doors of restaurants for her and pull the chair for her before they rest their *cute butts* :P on it, but would throw a tantrum of equality when u say "It's not a women job..:)
- When they say "I am in bad mood and want to be left alone" they actually want ur company the most..
- Most women can handle alcohol, men and women better than men
- The speed with which women's says "Nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely propotional to shitstorm that is coming..
- She dresses less for herself and more for others..
- Women use their smiles to get away with ANYthing..
- When she is in her teens the older men are always more appealing , and when she gets little old , the youngsters are so bloody hot..:P
- Women are of three kinds..: high maintenance, low maintenance, and those who think they are low maintenance but actually high maintenance..*** thanku Billy Crystal for ths superb quote***
- Women may age in their bodies but never n their minds..
Now the man's point of view
- A man knows his wife will never agree for threesome but he believes yes "miracles do happen"
- A man always like options..
- A man has better traffic sense but poorer sixth sense..
- A man may want to bed a woman but not wed her and the one he weds is not always the one he beds..
- Men are better flirts than women..
- Watching telivision is the greatest stress buster and porn is the God's gift to mankind..:P
- Men use alcohol as a reason and justification for making passes.They always test the water before wadding in..
- Contrary to the popular myth..Most men talks more than most women and listen lesser..
- For the man, relationship is on rocks , only when that three letter word decreases..
- A man loves compliment just as women does..
- Men get better with age..** now dont ask me in what sense**
- A man would crave for a woman till she is a chase and when she ceases to be one, he goes in a haze..Hard to get are always harder to forget..
- A man would really not talk to his woman on phone while n the work space, but when she stops calling on him there, he would wonder what is wrong
- He would mock at gatherings About how women love to gossip, but after the party, he would corner his woman like an interrogation about who rules the gossip-vines and how..
- A man would not mind ogling at other women but gets all " saala, kutta kamina" when someone eyes his women..
- For men, some sex is good, more is better and too much is just all right..
That is about it from two + decades of dealing with both the sexes, in different measures of course! happy gender dealing..:))
